Total Medals Earned: 726 (From
123 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 10,235 Points
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Master the Fire Flip.
View the intro movie.
Shut down the UberBot.
Visit the links page.
Get your chainsaw on!
Drink the mystery potion.
Find all 6 secret areas.
Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Defeat the class president.
Beat the game.
Beat the game without dying.
Evolve the vertical movement mutation
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Get to rank 3 in the Destroyer challenge
Get to rank 3 of the Graze challenge
Get to rank 3 in the Mutant challenge
Complete the game
Complete all the challenges
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Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
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Slay Goliath
Find a rare item.
Raise a full-grown dragon.
Defeat the game!
Max our your magic abilities.
Defeat Hard Mode!
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You found the baseball bat!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You found the hidden skull!
Start the game... press the play button.
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the knife!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
You've earned extra kupo!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You found the video game controller!
You found bird poop! Yay!
Fall to the world below.
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Kill 5 creatures.
Touch 100 flowers.
Kill 20 creatures.
Max out your endurance bar.
Collect 11 gems.
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Touch 300 flowers.
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Finishing the game
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Find the Secret Room
Really? That's even possible?
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Get all the candy.
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
Your very first bronze!
Your very first gold!
Complete day area!
Your very first silver!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!